05-20-2004
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Cantankerous Loony
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 468
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Quote:
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@May 20 2004, 12:12 AM
Buff ... have you ever woken up with both a black eye and a hickey?
Has your entire family headed straight to the shooting range after opening your [insert religious holiday here] presents?
Do you have more than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general?
Do you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups?
Does Jack Daniels make your list of "most admired people"?
Do you think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood"?
Does a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" remind you to pull up your jeans?
Does your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"?
Have you ever hit on somebody in a VD clinic?
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Most of them fit
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