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Old 04-13-2004   #1
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What do you see everyone doing if and when this industry bottoms out and is no longer worth pursing?


Serge- tending his garden like Don Corleon, drinking red wine (swearing it's for health reason), traveling, writing his memoirs and possible peace negotiator, maybe testing sex toys

MikeAI - driving his tractor cutting grass, collecting cars, having a large family with Katie, fishing

Billy - Mayor of New Orleans the year a hurricane wipes out the entire city

Gonzo and HellPuppy - Opening a weight loss clinic for large housewives
(trying to get them to be BBW content on the side "There's a market for it I tell Ya") and scaring owners of all you can eat restaurants

Nick - Selling Opera Shoes and owning the first cigar bar with treadmills

Colin- Professor at Yale

Peaches - Southern Family Matriarch

CJ - Doing voiceovers for new Victoria's Secret shows

sarettah - Strikes it rich with new line of paper chocolates to go with the paper jewels, everyone loves the new no calorie treat

JR - Satirist

PD - consultant for the Republican Party (so they know what not to do)

dantheman - Tragedy occurs when 'Bama finally wins a National Football Championship and dantheman celebrates by pissing on a electric fence

Forest - Wino operating drive in porn palaces/Liquor Stores

Carrie - Writing an advice column

voodooman - Successful career in Law Enforcement which includes the arrest of Micheal Jackson and Pee Wee Herman together in a kiddy theater

masterp74 - Dealer in Vegas

KK - Consultant to Nick's Opera Shoe selling enterprise

Trev - Opens a pub, then loses it when we all show up wanting free drinks

SykkBoy - Makes national headlines as the Dad of the new Hanson Band

TheEnforcer - After never winning an Olympic Gold Medal for Ocean Swimming he finally proves there is a such animal as a Great Lakes Shark

Raw Alex - Joins the Peace Corp on his Harley and then runs for Prime Minister of Canada after Canada becomes the 51th state

Vick - While working as a illusionist for a cruise line gets kicked off the ship on a Caribbean island (for reasons that aren't quite clear) two weeks before taping his first TV special and is never heard of from again until ......




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SykkBoy - Makes national headlines as the Dad of the new Hanson Band
You know I'm already working on this? ;-)

My oldest has a guitar, my daughter thinks she's a singer and is actually picking up a couple bars on the guitar and my youngest just got a drum kit (cheap ass starter kids set, but he's already showing a little rythum)

Actually, I want them to be the next Old Skull (anyone remember THAT band?) ;-)
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ah, finally found a pic of the band Old Skull:
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I knew I forgot a few

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I can see it now.
I'll be the next Dr. Laura.
Only I'll have a bigger hate audience.
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Btw, Nick's bar can't have treadmills, it'll wear the shoes out!
Instead, picture posh red velvet shoeshine seats with smartly dressed midgets buffing and shining.


(The shoes, that is.)
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Excellent predictions, Vick!
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hahaha.............FINALLY! Hell we have a dozen and shooting for number 13 in the next couple of years, I'll make sure to test the fence before I relieve myself
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Btw, Nick's bar can't have treadmills, it'll wear the shoes out!
Instead, picture posh red velvet shoeshine seats with smartly dressed midgets buffing and shining.


(The shoes, that is.)
Carrie, that's the idea - almost like recurring billing, buy the shoes, wear them out at the cigar and treadmill bar, buy even more shoes while intoxicated

In fact I can see landmines purposely left between the shoe shop and cigar bar
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Hahahaha!! Good stuff Vick!!
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More Late Additions

Meni - Intern on the Howard Stern show until he gets caught on film humping the leg of guests, starts a national scandal when distributed on porn sites which leads to obscenity charges brought up by Jimmy Carter the new AG

sextoyking- Starts new Green Party coalition in Seattle, no one notices until sex toys are given to each new member

Kt Doodles - After being Super Mom becomes world renown photographer, the art photography started as a retaliation against husband Micheal's repeated posting of her pics. Kt Doodles most famous pic is actually a close up of husband Micheal's cigar ash, whole world oohs and ahhs
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So someone let my new venture " If the shoe fits" out of the bag huh?

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So someone let my new venture " If the shoe fits" out of the bag huh?

;-))
he he he


I also heard a rumor the FFN's are opening up

"If the Spud Fits, Whip It"

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Actually I think I'll buy a vineyard in the Okanagan and make icewine

And it may be sooner than you think
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Actually I think I'll buy a vineyard in the Okanagan and make icewine

And it may be sooner than you think
Vick, change mine to Nick's Ice Wine Taster
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Actually I think I'll buy a vineyard in the Okanagan and make icewine

And it may be sooner than you think
And since I know those silly shipping laws won't bother you, I'll know where I can buy from!
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A pub


Now theres an idea... plus I think I know a guy that can get me some good plonk that tastes like shit but gets you pissed
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Now theres an idea... plus I think I know a guy that can get me some good plonk that tastes like shit but gets you pissed
If anyone is looking for me in 5 years, I'll be tending bar at Trev's place!
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Trev ,

Remember every Friday your "insurance premiums" ( Nick's Ins Co - Motto - "Insure with us and accidents won't happen" ) will be due.

Ant will come round to collect and drop of the wine ;-))))
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Hmmmm ... I would like to puff up my chest and tell you that there is no way in hell I would sink to that level. However, I once owned a couple of franchises in a major cleaning company where franchise owners who were not members of the Assembly of God Church were the distinct minority (and if you want to imagine hell - think of a convention of those party animals). I also worked for a law firm defending fortune 100 companies against class action and product liability lawsuits.

It boils down to the most important moral question. If the money was right, I'd do it.
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Trev ,

Remember every Friday your "insurance premiums" ( Nick's Ins Co - Motto - "Insure with us and accidents won't happen" ) will be due.

Ant will come round to collect and drop of the wine ;-))))
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Watching Nick very closely so I can ste ... um borrow what he does before everyone else starts doing it
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Vick: Actually, really... working on mainstream movies and documentary productions. I spend 1 to 2 days a week now as DP on a feature.

There are many roads the lead to Rome... if Rome is where you want to go :-)

JR is going to get a job creating president boy's campaign literature.

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....and you ain't seen nothing yet!!!!!!! ;-))

I have found something so cunning if it had a gown it would be Professor of Cunning at Oxford!!!!

;-))))

and yes , in a few months after the initial whining and bleeting , you'll ALL be doing it!!!!!!! ;-))
You sound like Timon when he was trying to launch that Xites.com thing!

Is it more or less evil than that? h34r:

I bet some of those that whined about Xites at the time might be desperate enough to try it now too :-)
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How the fuck could I have forgotten Buff!!


I figure Buff will after a whirlwind romance followed by marriage will sell his services as a Solider of Fortune only to end up in Bumfuckistan and while destitute (company hiring went him under) becomes the unknown porn star wearing a brown paper bag over his head in the porn flicks


Sounds cool Alex, can you show any of what you've been working on? (as long as it doesn't have "Bowling for Whatever" flavor)
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Vick, coming soon... I was looking at a bunch of production stills a couple of days ago ready to go on a website... still a ton of filming to do, but that's okay...

:-)

Nick: have you found a way to get everyone to spam themselves? :-)

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