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Winetalk.com · 03-20-2004

A gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,"
and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

03-20-2004	#22
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	A gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too." __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

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