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Lisa · 03-19-2004

This guy and his girl go parking in his car on the side of the road. They take off their clothes and jump in the back seat. All of the sudden a 18 wheeler comes around the bend and hits the car causing it to barrel roll over a hill. The girl gets thrown from the car and the guy is trapped. "Go get help" he said. She's standing there naked and her clothes were trapped with her boyfriend in the car. She noticed his shoes got thrown from the car as well. She picks up the shoes and heads for help. She walks down the road and spots a service station. She had to decide which part of her body she would hide, so she put the shoes up to her crotch and goes into the service station. She walks up to the mechanic and says "you gotta help me, my boyfriend is stuck." The Mechanic said, "Lady, If he's in that far, there's nothin' I can do for him!"

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03-19-2004	#8
Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	This guy and his girl go parking in his car on the side of the road. They take off their clothes and jump in the back seat. All of the sudden a 18 wheeler comes around the bend and hits the car causing it to barrel roll over a hill. The girl gets thrown from the car and the guy is trapped. "Go get help" he said. She's standing there naked and her clothes were trapped with her boyfriend in the car. She noticed his shoes got thrown from the car as well. She picks up the shoes and heads for help. She walks down the road and spots a service station. She had to decide which part of her body she would hide, so she put the shoes up to her crotch and goes into the service station. She walks up to the mechanic and says "you gotta help me, my boyfriend is stuck." The Mechanic said, "Lady, If he's in that far, there's nothin' I can do for him!"