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Old 03-13-2004   #1
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alright, I'm sober (for now) let get our math on
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1+1=3

2 and 2 = 22

a 9 is a 9 is a 9

Strip Club Math
E=MC2,
where E is Eagerness to spend a lot of money
and MC represents the amount of Moet et Chandon champagne consumed.
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and everyone counts uniques differently

and some very creativity
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alright, I'm sober (for now) let get our math on
Let's get drunk again so you can keep up. ;-)

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don't forget paper and pencils tonight
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...and credit card
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My girl Tyler Faith is featuring at Bada Bing

this is her now
http://www.tylerfaith.com


here is my girl 1997
http://www.lukeford.com/images/photos1/tyler1.jpg
dancing for my agency
she's on the left
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here is my girl 1997
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she's on the left
Can she integrate while drunk?
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Integrate?
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hey i'm proud of my little girl all grown up
i called and congratulated her on her first anal scene last year
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hey i'm proud of my little girl all grown up
i called and congratulated her on her first anal scene last year
I wonder if Hallmark has a card for that?
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I don't know much about math, but I know that the goodness of food is measured in calories.
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wrong wrong wrong
hell when i was 27K in DEBT
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where were u last night meni???
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I'm the least attractive person on the planet.

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you're hot peaches!!!
LOL, thanks Mary, but I have a mirror. :P Even in my thinner, younger days I was never "hot" - just "cute". But I've always managed to get by
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Mary I would have never expected you to be such a whiz in math, I'm impressed.
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Mary I would have never expected you to be such a whiz in math
Why not?
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where were u last night meni???
I stayed in
I'm going out tonight
Tell JoeE to call me I miss him
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I still can't spell worth a shit.

I more attracted to me with power.
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You need a hug...

Whenever my mom was depressed, my brother and I would put Southern Comfort in her tea...and she'd cheer right up.
Nah, like I said, I've always managed to get by I've never had problems getting dates - except Ben Affleck and Vince Vaughn, but I haven't ruled it out...... :P And as I've gotten older, the quality of men has gotten better - or I'm just getting pickier as to who I say "yes" to.
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