Name calling and being an asshole

[spazlabz]

I have my technique down, being as I am one serious fat ass I have heard and made up some of the best fat cracks (no pun intended) ever.
an example
When ExtremeJohn was talking about how my desk was going to be set up here when I arrive, I told him
"Just pull a fucking loveseat up to it (the desk) and I will be fine." Nervous chuckling insued.
I found that thinner people tend to lack imagination when it comes to being truly insulting towards their more robust bretheren, so I beat them to the punch. My degrading remarks are always directed at myself since I dont take it very seriously and it disarms anyone who thinks they can bother me by insulting my weight


now, say something about the quality of my work or my work ethic and this fat boys ready to roll..........right over your skinny lil ass!!! LOL


spaz