President's day?

[PornoDoggy]

don't mean you ain't one of dem dere tree hugging chinese loving french russian pinko faggot negro lesbian aclu card carrying hippy faggot (oops, did I say faggot already) homeosexual commies....

I do have to admit that I have gone so far as tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars ...

but really, I'm an okay kinda guy. I like Klansmen, at least the ones in white sheets. They show up almost as well as bare-headed skinheads at night in an infared scope.

And I do have a garage, and I ain't tellin ifin there's any flags on the wall of it.