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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_84858...rdworld.sexlife
Orgasmatron Inventor Dr Stuart Meloy says he is confident women will fork out $17,000 for the procedure and device as millions of people spend fortunes on cosmetic surgery. The North Carolina hospital doctor's device, which he has already patented and is trying to trademark under the name Orgasmatron, is a tiny spinal cord stimulator. A hand-held remote control turns the device on and off. It is not unlike a pacemaker in size and function and would be permanently embedded in their lower backs. He accidentally discovered the Orgasmatron while performing a routine pain-relief procedure. The female patient began moaning in pleasure as he directed electrical pulses into her spine. "Sexuality is very pivotal in the human experience and some people feel they're missing out," Dr Meloy said, alluding to the estimated 32% of women who can't achieve orgasm.
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Story filed: 13:28 Friday 19th December 2003
also, you need to have something plugged into your spine. Not sure many people will want to "beta-test" that.
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I wonder if Woody Allen or Motorhead would sue over use of the name "Orgasmatron"?
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Boy... hows that for simplicity! No need for messy, yucky sex with a man, ladies! just press the button on the "love remote"! Gotta say this is kinda twisted in some odd Skinnerian way.... Pleasure shouldn't be button-press away, should it?
And you'd better hope that its radio signal isn't on the same frequency as something in the house - like the kid's remote contol car or the garage door opener! - "Hey, dad's coming home! and MOM'S COMING!" 
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It sounded kinda neat until Edd applied practical mishaps to it.
Could you imagine trying to explain *that* at the airport metal detector? "Well see, it's this thing in my spine... umm... umm..."
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if you doubt that women will use it, think about botox ... injections of a poison or virus or whatever it is directly into the skin ... someone will try it! |
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For 17K (monthly recurring) I will promise to provide instant orgasms to any of the women on the board...
It does require a short term plugin for each instance of orgasmic attainment and may require some user participation at times... For more information contact me at orgasmicattainment@iwillfuckyoufor17k.com For information about our new affiliate program please contact: theheadguy@wearepimpingsarettahout.com  Last edited by sarettah at Jan 8 2004, 04:47 PM
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now that's cool!
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