Whats the best city you've ever visited?

[[Labret]]

Athens is a filthy fucking city. An absolute open sewer when I was there in 1998. Maybe things are better in the runup to the 2004 Olympic Games. I sure as hell hope so. Also, the greeks are rude motherfuckers - especially to tourists. They hate you but they love to take your money.

Venice is a nasty little tourist trap. The canals smell and everywhere you go there are fat middle-aged Americans with flashy cameras slung around their necks and Minnesota State University sweatshirts, in a variety of bright colours, on their obese bodies all the while talking at what must be 50 decibels louder than tourists from any other nation on Earth. Fuckers want their gondola ride. Prices are very high for Italy and on top of everything else the arseholes microwaved my pizza. I wanted out after one day.

Italy has much more to offer. Venice was a major disappointment.

Isnt that some sick shit. Some fat fucking hick saved up some money and wants to take his bloated ass wife to some place she read about in romance novels. Americans are pollution. Their presence cheapens and dirties the sacred.



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 10 2003, 03:55 PM