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Old 11-11-2003   #1
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LMFAO!!!!!!
I laughed so hard I choked... that's fuckin' fantastic!!
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hahahaha...



classic:

HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Tissue

Genetically - a males prostrate gland (inside the asshole) develops from the same tissues as a females prostrate gland and are biologically equivalent.
Regardless of religion, culture, sexual orientation or gender - we all can tell we are being ass fucked by the feelings produced by stimulation of our prostrate gland.
The locations of the prostrate gland on both genders is the same.
The physical sensations when stimulating the prostrate gland of both genders is the same.
Neither gender will actually be ass fucked if the prostrate gland is not stimulated.

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Damn, I'm in the frameset now and still going...long page! this was a *lot* of work. Someone was pissing themselves the whole time while writing all of this...
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I think I just peed myself laughing.
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Scroll down note the Britneyspears domain?

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May I ask what's so damn funny ?

And Lady Mischief...

Are you going to settle with the Circadia ?

Yes or NO !!


Bra size is around 64 triple A



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And Lady Mischief...

Are you going to settle with the Circadia ?

Yes or NO !!
LMAO !!!

And Lady Mischief...

If you settle with Circadia, will you need to again every 14 years ??

(or whatever the cycle is... don't remember exactly anymore...)

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I definitely hear some cats being skinned. h34r:
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:P

Now all I got to do is move it off my home server once the dns rolls around

Fucking box is burning up tonight...lol....
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May I ask what's so damn funny ?

And Lady Mischief...

Are you going to settle with the Circadia ?

Yes or NO !!


Bra size is around 64 triple A
Padded or stuffed?
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Padded or stuffed?
well, actually, the one I'm wearing right now is a nice little push up that I got from vs (big girls department). It's pink and flowery and has a nice strong underwire that doesn't cause me the problems that a normal underwire does.

I can pass you a link if you would like. I am sure that with the baby and all you must be needing some extra support these days.

Thanks for asking.

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SEXEDUCATOON.COM WILL NEVER SETTLE WITH THE CIRCADIA !!!

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llor a no si hatterasl!!!
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we all can tell we are being ass fucked by the feelings produced by stimulation of our prostrate gland.
as if some turd burgler next to you can sneak one in you without your knowledge.
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WAIT JUST ONE DAMNED MINUTE! i thought this was a thread about anal orgasms dangit! I was mislead! liar liar pants on fire, can we please discuss whether or not farting during anal sex constitues a blackhole orgasm or not?!
Please, some serious discussion on this topic is indeed in order.

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WAIT JUST ONE DAMNED MINUTE! i thought this was a thread about anal orgasms dangit! I was mislead! liar liar pants on fire, can we please discuss whether or not farting during anal sex constitues a blackhole orgasm or not?!
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DNS finally rolled around so I have this up on the real server now.....

sexeducatoon.com - ANAL ORGASM IS A LIE !!! I WILL NEVER SETTLE WITH THE CIRCADIA !!

BOW TO THE POWER OF A MASTER BAITER

(unless you don't want to, which is ok too)
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I really love the site!!

"This work is licensed under a Mundane Commonality License.
sexeducatoon.com

sexeducatoon.com presents a humorous, satirical manner in which to explain how to get ass fucked.

sexeducatoon.com is a satire and any resemblance to an existing website
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If you see any resemblance to yourself within these pages
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Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 11 2003, 08:24 PM
Damn, I'm in the frameset now and still going...long page! this was a *lot* of work. Someone was pissing themselves the whole time while writing all of this...
It was fun to do.... and didn't take as much work as I was thinking it would...

I used my search and replace engine www.hatterasdesigns.com\total_control\index.htm]Total Control[/url] to do a lot of the work... Helped that it can do some really huge terms, so I could do replaces on some of the bigger blocks all at once...

Most of the time was spent cleaning up some really shitty code... Still not done with that part... There was so much unnecessary shit in there... Block quotes 3 and 4 levels deep (some of that is still there) paragraph tags with non breaking space between them where a couple of brs would suffice....

anyway, thanx for the kudos... I wonder how long I will have it up before he will start yelling lawsuit etc.... lololol....



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btw...

Just thought I would mention, that this thing was done as a labor of love for both Carrie and Lady Mischief ... With various "tips of the hat" to other members of Oprano throughout..... (Nick, look for the wibbles...)

Like the song says.....

"I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do....."



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Just wanna make sure sexpedocation doesn't miss this one.
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Just wanna make sure sexpedocation doesn't miss this one.
lolol....I just caught that new spelling of his name just as I was clicking off....
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btw...

Just thought I would mention, that this thing was done as a labor of love for both Carrie and Lady Mischief ... With various "tips of the hat" to other members of Oprano throughout..... (Nick, look for the wibbles...)

Like the song says.....

"I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do....."



It was well appreciated, too
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