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Old 10-13-2003   #1
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My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head
The way he described it
He said I'd be better dead than alive

I didn't listen to his jive
I knew all along
That he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought
I was crazy but I'm not
Oh no

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head
He said I need treatment
But I'm not that easily led

He said I was the type
That was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts

They say as a child
I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happening

I knew I was a genius...

What's so strange when you know
That you're a wizard at three
I knew that this was meant to be

Now I heard little children
Were supposed to sleep tight
That's why I got into the vodka one night
My parents got frantic
Didn't know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes
Before I came to

Now do you think I was crazy

I may have been only three
But I was swinging

They all laugh at Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison
And also at Einstein
So why should I be sorry
If they just couldn't understand
The idiomatic logic
That went on in my head
I had a brain
It was insane

Oh they used to laugh at me
When I refused to ride
On those double decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
But I said dear doctor
I think that it's you instead
Because I, I got a thing
That's unique and new
To prove it I'll have
The last laugh on you

'Cause instead of one head

I got two


And you know two heads are better than one..un.un.un.un..












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