The Gender Test

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Oct 3 2003, 10:22 AM
Well folks, it looks like I'm a woman. They were 80% certain that I am female... Guess I'll just have to tell people I'm a lesbian then.

Guys prefer white walls in their bedroom? I don't think so... I'm painting my house right now as a matter of fact, and most of the rooms are going to be a pale yellow, and the living room and dining room are olive green. Nice, warm, peaceful colors... That shouldn't make me a woman. No, really... I mean it! I'm an earth tone kind of guy... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Although... I must admit that the other night I felt like a "Fab 5" wannabe. I had to wash my curtains... (Hey, I live alone and if I don't do it nobody will). So I'm putting all this stuff back together and up on the windows, and here I am "zhuzhing" the curtains so that they look nice. They turned out mahvelous by the way.... hahaha

Vooman, you vacuum when you can't sleep, your house looks better than 90% of the women I know and we all know about the "yard". You're a woman trapped in a straight man's body/mind. :P

OTOH, I can't cook, clean, I don't even HAVE curtains, my walls are white (though that's because I'm waiting for someone....anyone....to paint them), and I have to date someone at least 10 years before I love them. I'm a man trapped in a straight woman's body/mind, lol!

We'd be the perfect match if we didn't kill each other the first week of co-habitatation.