The Holy Bible says so...

Winetalk.com · 08-06-2003

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......

"HEBREWS"

PornoDoggy · 08-07-2003

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Hooper · 08-07-2003

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Rox · 08-07-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Aug 6 2003, 10:03 PM
Where is Chuck Barris when you need him ... break out the hook!

PD!

Most of the crowd here is old enough to recognize that reference, eh?

True story: I auditioned for The Gong Show when I was 15 ('77, maybe '78?). I had too much talent and too little freak factor going on to get a gig... <_<

Vick · 08-07-2003

Rox - I have to ask - what did you do for your audition?
Sing, dance, shoot ping ping balls up in the air and catch them with your mouth?

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