20 Questions

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29. I guess it earwax? No.
28. Can you use it 24 hours a day? Yes.
27. Can you smell it? Yes.
26. Is it involved in movies? No.
25. Can it fit in an envelope? Doubtful.
24. Is it straight? No.
23. Can liquids pass through it? No.
22. Is it useful? Yes.
21. Is it smooth? Yes.
20. I guess it toe jam (dirt between toes)? No.
19. Do you use it in public? No.
18. I guess it ear wax? No.
17. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
16. Does it contain a liquid? No.
15. Is it used in a sport? No.
14. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
13. Could you send it in the mail? No.
12. Does it serve a purpose? Yes.
11. Is it usually warm? Yes.
10. Does it go inside other things? Yes.
9. Would you find it on a farm? Probably.
8. Could it be found in a classroom? Probably.
7. Can you hold it? Yes.
6. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Yes.
5. Is it annoying? Probably.
4. Can you buy it at a store? No.
3. Do most people use this daily? No.
2. Is it hard? No.
1. It is classified as Other.



You win
Is it one of these . . .
a diaper
mucus
haggis
a piglet
a pork chop
a fever
chicken wings
an insect
a sausage
a hamburger
a pumpkin pie
a quiche (cheese and bacon pie)
baked beans
a jelly doughnut
wiener schnitzel
breast milk
a poop (faeces)
a crush (in love)
bologna
a speculum (medical)
a candle
a revolver (hand gun)
fabric softener
armpit hair
laundry (dirty clothes)
an airbag
custard
a lemon meringue pie
spinach
macaroni and cheese
peanut butter
a hot dog
fish food
a pussy willow
yorkshire pudding
a navel (belly button)
soup
a belly button
a tail (animal tail)
lard

it was a foreskin