Good April Fools jokes

[Peaches]

Before the The Shield starts, I thought I'd share a couple of April Fools jokes and see what others have done (for my future use )

#1:

When I was growing up, my mother LIVED on Tab (the drink). She probably drank 10 a day, and it was always the first thing she had in the AM. At around 13 years old, I thought it would be funny to hide it from her. She, getting up, being Tab-deprived, and seeing it all gone, decided someone had broken in to the house, and knowing her weakness, hid her Tab So she gets a big kitchen knife, and starts going around the house looking for this "person". Finally she comes to me, I wake up staring at a semi-crazed woman with a huge knife in her hand and she says "DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY TAB IS??". It was all I could to say "April Fools" before she killed me.

#2:

I was dating a guy in another state that had, for some reason or another, cheated on his taxes the previous year. At a store, I found a VERY official looking envelope with "IRS Income Tax Audit Division" or something as the return address, typed his address on the front, and inside was just a piece of paper that said "APRIL FOOLS!" and signed by me. About 4 AM in the morning, I get a call from him "I'm going to kill you, hehehe!" (killing me seems to be a recurring theme in my AF jokes....). He had been out drinking after work, came home, saw the envelope and sat there WITHOUT OPENING IT for hours panicking and coming up with every scenario on how he was going to get out trouble with the IRS

It's been awhile since I've pulled a good one - post yours so I can use them later!

[RawAlex]

It sounds like your were lucky to survive April Fools at all! :-)

Alex

[Peaches]

Originally posted by RawAlex@Apr 1 2003, 11:47 PM
It sounds like your were lucky to survive April Fools at all! :-)

Alex

I'm lucky to survive most things - April Fools is just an example!

[Vick]

I have always been fond of Super Glue on public toilet seats ...

Figuring if you are dumb enough to sit on a public toilet you deserve to be glued to it

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 2 2003, 12:50 PM
I have always been fond of Super Glue on public toilet seats ...

Figuring if you are dumb enough to sit on a public toilet you deserve to be glued to it

You would get along with my son:

He's taped the toilet paper and paper towel rolls down so you spin them and can't get any.
He's redone the kitchen cabinet that I use the most so that it opened from the opposite site.
He's turned my bedroom door around and locked me in.
He's taken all the pictures on the wall and slanted them in the same direction - taping them so they won't fall back into place.

I'm sure there's more. It's dangerous living in my house, but never boring!

[Winetalk.com]

April 1 st Russian style...

if you came to the office of EuroCommunication,
and strip nekkid,
you get FREE Motorola cell phone
;-))

http://video1.co.ru/1apr.asf

[Almighty Colin]

"Elite" Republican Guard.

You would get along with my son:

Just goes to prove that the apple never falls far from the tree, Peaches..or maybe in this case, the peach