I Converted A Liberal Today!

ulfie · 03-19-2003

I was talking to my cousin's husband today about the impending war. You have to understand, he's an artist and a far left winger so we don't exactly agree on much politically. This is the argument I made to him. Let's say there are no police where you live and only your homeowners association can enforce the law. You have a guy that moves into your neighborhood. He does it by killing the people that lived in the house. Then when you're not home he rapes your wife, beats her, and tortures her to extort your bank account info. He doesn't kill her because he wants her to go home and tell the neighbors he is a man to be feared. You call a meeting of the homeowners association and you pass a resolution saying this guy can never do this again. The next day he rapes your neighbors wife and again you pass another resolution. He laughs while smoking a Cuban cigar and drinking scotch and does it again the next day. After you pass 16 or so resolutions what do you do? Sit there and let him do it again the next day or take him out? Then some guy in the neighborhood starts screaming we can't do it because we can reason with him. It just so happens the guy screaming the loudest is owed a lot of money by the guy that raped your wife. Do you sit there and say ok, he raped my wife but he owes you money so we'll let him stay? I don't think so.

One liberal converted, a couple million more to go.

03-19-2003

What a great analogy, Ulf

Peaches · 03-19-2003

LOL! Ditto Heather's assessment

If you existed, I'd vote you into some sort of office

Mike AI · 03-19-2003

Good job Ulfie!!!

03-19-2003

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If you existed, I'd vote you into some sort of office

Yeah, who are you anyway, Ulfie?

h34r:

h34r:

Last edited by originalheather at Mar 19 2003, 01:37 PM

Torone · 03-20-2003

Way to go, Ulfie!

Last Liberal I converted, I had to run him over 3 times with my truck...

ulfie · 03-20-2003

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Originally posted by originalheather@Mar 19 2003, 04:37 PM

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If you existed, I'd vote you into some sort of office

Yeah, who are you anyway, Ulfie? h34r: h34r:

Just some guy that peddles porn for a living. I may actually add a sig some day soon.

Last edited by ulfie at Mar 20 2003, 02:07 PM

03-19-2003	#1
ulfie Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,143	I was talking to my cousin's husband today about the impending war. You have to understand, he's an artist and a far left winger so we don't exactly agree on much politically. This is the argument I made to him. Let's say there are no police where you live and only your homeowners association can enforce the law. You have a guy that moves into your neighborhood. He does it by killing the people that lived in the house. Then when you're not home he rapes your wife, beats her, and tortures her to extort your bank account info. He doesn't kill her because he wants her to go home and tell the neighbors he is a man to be feared. You call a meeting of the homeowners association and you pass a resolution saying this guy can never do this again. The next day he rapes your neighbors wife and again you pass another resolution. He laughs while smoking a Cuban cigar and drinking scotch and does it again the next day. After you pass 16 or so resolutions what do you do? Sit there and let him do it again the next day or take him out? Then some guy in the neighborhood starts screaming we can't do it because we can reason with him. It just so happens the guy screaming the loudest is owed a lot of money by the guy that raped your wife. Do you sit there and say ok, he raped my wife but he owes you money so we'll let him stay? I don't think so. One liberal converted, a couple million more to go. __________________

03-19-2003	#3
Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	LOL! Ditto Heather's assessment If you existed, I'd vote you into some sort of office __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

03-19-2003	#4
Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Good job Ulfie!!! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

03-20-2003	#6
Torone Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,137	Way to go, Ulfie! Last Liberal I converted, I had to run him over 3 times with my truck... __________________ Why me? Why always me?

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03-19-2003	#2
originalheather Guest Posts: n/a	What a great analogy, Ulf