Random Acts Of Desperation

[DAMNMAN]

Voodoopoonanny

Who are kidding? You couldn't get laid in NY either.
You try too fuckin' hard to get laid and most chicks can tell a desparate male when they see one.
In your present state you'd be better off paying for sex, it's fuckin' cheaper in the long run and you won't get bored with one girl.
And in Oklahoma you can pay them by the tooth and make out like a bandit!!!

Oh, one more thing, telling girls "You have a mighty purty mouth" is not going to work either. Except in Oklahoma, So keep doin' it!!!