I Just Heard It On The Plane...

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Originally posted by sextoyking@Dec 14 2002, 01:55 PM
hahahaha )

but please be respectful of our next first lady!!

sure, sure, Todd, you just reminded me of the Jewish wife who called her friend and complained that all her husband can talk about is...
his mother, and he was telling her:
my mother would never do that
my mother would never say that
my mother would never think that,
my mother would never cook that...

so, the friend gave her advise:
buy sexy lingere, meet him after work and let him fuck his brains out so he'd forget his mother...


The wife went to the store, bought black sexy lingere, weared it just before he showed up from work and ..
he opened the door, saw her lingere and asked:
honey, I see you are wearing black..
IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH MY MOTHER???
;-)))