Asshole Of The Month !

[cj]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 4 2002, 01:11 AM
Vick I am not sure who the front runner would be in this contest.. CJ has offered to probe all the people in the finals, if Todd would be willing to donate a large probe ???

Whats your feeling on this ? ?

The Asshole Probe ;-))))

This is the test all assholes must take before voting commences!

Vote wisely folks, and remember, the more these nominees piss you off, THE MORE TIMES YOU VOTE!!





I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

>>My wife, my job, my kids and my car
my feet on the table ... and a cuban cigaaaaar

But sometimes that just aint enough
to keep a man like me interested
uh uhh no way uh uhh
i've got to go out and have fun
at someone else's expense
oh yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

everybody sing!!!