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Old 12-02-2002   #1
Shok
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my worst christmas gift ever:

when I was 16, all I wanted was a Transam, like the smokey and the bandit car.
Well one day my dad and I found one. I was in love, had to have it.
I begged and pleaded for it for christmas...my dad kept saying dont worry, you'll get it.
Every week we would go by and look ait to make sure it wasnt sold. Everything on it was perfect, except it was missing a radiator overflow bottle. No big deal, those are cheap, easy fix.
My dad kept telling me how cool it will be when I get that car, then he wont have to give me rides anymore.

I told all my friends about it before christmas break and we all made plans on where we would be driving after I got it.

Christmas day comes and my parents have this little box for me under the tree. I was so excited, i figured they were being cute and put the keys in there. When I opened it up it was a plastic radiator overflow bottle.
I was like, wow I really did get it cause heres the part I need!
I slowly realized that they didnt get me the car
They got the part for me for when I got the car myself!

I asked my dad what happened....he had told me I would get it. He said I know I told you that, cause you will the get the car....when you get a descent job and can pay for it.



i stabbed them in their sleep that night
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