Am I The Only One Who Never Opens Football Threads

i dont like football. its not just a question of understanding the game and not liking it because i dont know the players, the plays, the strategies etc. i just dont like watching fat people bash into each other to move a ball one yard at a time. its slightly more entertaining than Curling. slightly less entertaining than smacking myself in the face with a stick for hours on end.

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p.s. can i get an advance on this .05 cents i earned?