Joe, How The Hell Are You, Mr. President?

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[quote]Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 08:15 PM
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Okay I pressed it in front and behind, let's see if that worked

Joe, I gotta run,
but here is the joke I picked on Netpond:

> A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 5 years.
>
> As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a
> young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a
> chair,
> ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses
>
> her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
>
> While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a
> prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
> prison,
> and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck.
> If
> he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
> give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he
>
> will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
> whispering
> in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
>
> any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."


classic!
;-))