PornoTube Gold: A Song About Shaving Your Balls

[buzzsaw]

When I went to grab lunch today, I made a stop into the men’s room to drain the lizard. As I was unzipping my fly, I looked down into the urinal and saw a pubic hair that was easily as long as my middle finger. After I stopped vomiting in the next stall, I started thinking about how it seems to me that it’d take a man who either has no pride in himself or simply isn’t interested in getting laid to allow his pubes to get that long. For fucks sake, I know women who don’...

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