Do Dis Train Stop At Da Jail?

gonzo · 03-26-2007

Hellpuppy and I reconnected with the urban experience of riding Marta to attend the car show in the last couple of weeks. I guess the disoriented gent was already drunk and wanted to check into his jail cell early. Someone take Otis to Mayberry.

Tip 1 - When in Atlanta only ride Marta when the traffic is bad or for urban entertainment. Getting there in a timely manner is not an option.

Before we got to the show we got to reconnect to our redneck roots as we spied "Junior's" show car parked in front of the World Congress Center.

Tip 2- Race cars are not like a Mr. Misty machine. Dont kick the tires APU!
Its true -- as we were trying to gain redneck points by snapping a pic of the show car we get to see the DQ experience right there. Apu was scolded by one of the crew .. "Please dont kick the car".
I guess this is a measure of good fortune or something in Inda? Or out of the DQ training manual? Richard Petty would have been so sad.

Tip 3 - Keep your FUCKING kids out of the cars.
This isnt a playground.
Not only do we have to watch out for kids as adult webmasters. Some parents must think that they are also our responsibility at a car show.

As I was busy debunking the myth that a FFN cant fit into every convertible on the show floor. We had a couple of kidlets parked in the top end Benz roadster... ready for the road ... seat belt and all. A well placed gas bomb will run even the most stubborn away.

Im happy to report that I fit into evey fucking convertible at the show.
Mini Cooper, Benz and yes you lying spamming fucks even the Saturn Sky.

Bullshit? There are pics to back it up.

Tip 4 - I paid $10 to get inot a car show to AVOID salesmen.
Stick your test drive registration up your ass sideways.

We were hounded the entire evening with high tech tablet sales people of the lowest quality. You know you are dealing with a scrub when they want them off the lot to go harass people at a car show.

None the less ... I do also fit in the booger green Dodge Daytona Charger.

Luxury or convertible is the question?

03-26-2007	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Do Dis Train Stop At Da Jail? Hellpuppy and I reconnected with the urban experience of riding Marta to attend the car show in the last couple of weeks. I guess the disoriented gent was already drunk and wanted to check into his jail cell early. Someone take Otis to Mayberry. Tip 1 - When in Atlanta only ride Marta when the traffic is bad or for urban entertainment. Getting there in a timely manner is not an option. Before we got to the show we got to reconnect to our redneck roots as we spied "Junior's" show car parked in front of the World Congress Center. Tip 2- Race cars are not like a Mr. Misty machine. Dont kick the tires APU! Its true -- as we were trying to gain redneck points by snapping a pic of the show car we get to see the DQ experience right there. Apu was scolded by one of the crew .. "Please dont kick the car". I guess this is a measure of good fortune or something in Inda? Or out of the DQ training manual? Richard Petty would have been so sad. Tip 3 - Keep your FUCKING kids out of the cars. This isnt a playground. Not only do we have to watch out for kids as adult webmasters. Some parents must think that they are also our responsibility at a car show. As I was busy debunking the myth that a FFN cant fit into every convertible on the show floor. We had a couple of kidlets parked in the top end Benz roadster... ready for the road ... seat belt and all. A well placed gas bomb will run even the most stubborn away. Im happy to report that I fit into evey fucking convertible at the show. Mini Cooper, Benz and yes you lying spamming fucks even the Saturn Sky. Bullshit? There are pics to back it up. Tip 4 - I paid $10 to get inot a car show to AVOID salesmen. Stick your test drive registration up your ass sideways. We were hounded the entire evening with high tech tablet sales people of the lowest quality. You know you are dealing with a scrub when they want them off the lot to go harass people at a car show. None the less ... I do also fit in the booger green Dodge Daytona Charger. Luxury or convertible is the question? __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale