Let My Puppets CUM!!!

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TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. - A 10-year denizen of the online adult space is moving into the mainstream with a project that features adult humor, adult situations, adult language…

And puppets.

Jason “Loki” Smith (founder of PlanetXCash, a 3D adult cartoons affiliate program) and stand-up comedian Dan Rackley launched George W. Puppet’s website Dec. 18. Guess who it lampoons.

“It’s a daily video blog portraying the secret life of our commander in chump,” Smith explained. “He’s obsessed with LEGOs, Steak-umm, Britney Spears, his new Nintendo Wii game system, and ridding the world of his arch enemy, Dick Cheny. He wishes harm on him in almost every episode.”

His arch enemy is his vice president? According to Smith, the antagonism arose from some nasty business in the backstory about the relationship between the prez and the veep in college.

As edgy as it is, “The George Show,” which will run online in segments of one to three minutes daily until at least the end of February 2007, is just a precursor to the mischief the two men plan to embark upon in March. The real shock and awe will start when “The Wicked Puppets Show,” featuring a cast of at least 18 puppet characters, tackles pressing social issues like masturbation, strippers, science, law enforcement, censorship, and Emeril Lagasse in weekly 22- to 30-minute episodes. In one particularly risqué series of skits called “Evil Oatmeal,” a character named Willford Grimley undertakes the task of helping an amnesiac Jesus Christ regain his memory by convincing him he’s a different person every week.

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