Free Jordan Capri!!!

gonzo · 12-06-2006

Now the mainstream bloggers are making fun of Steve Lightspeed...
I should start a poll on 06's top 10 marketing fuck ups.
I wonder who would win Steve Lightspeed or Legendary "Zango" Lars

Spunky Jordan Capri talked with me about her brief retirement from porn and her "stolen" sex tape. I doubt she was pleased with the interview and I can't say I blame her.

Zack: I'm a big fan of your site! Thanks for talking with me!
JordiLamoure: oh no problem thanks 4 talking with ME!
Zack: Were you shocked when your own production company stole your honeymoon sex tape and decided to release it?
JordiLamoure: that was 2 prevent some1 else from proffitting
Zack: Were you at all shaken when you realized your Q-rating was lower than Dustin Diamond's?
JordiLamoure: my what?
Zack: Don't worry, it's just a number that indicates the sum total of your value as a human being.
JordiLamoure: whos dustin diamond?
Zack: He's kind of like you but with viagra and a beard instead of boy shorts and droopy eyes.
JordiLamoure: go 2 hell
Zack: You're like a drowsy anime character.
JordiLamoure has disconnected****

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12-06-2006	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Free Jordan Capri!!! Now the mainstream bloggers are making fun of Steve Lightspeed... I should start a poll on 06's top 10 marketing fuck ups. I wonder who would win Steve Lightspeed or Legendary "Zango" Lars Spunky Jordan Capri talked with me about her brief retirement from porn and her "stolen" sex tape. I doubt she was pleased with the interview and I can't say I blame her. Zack: I'm a big fan of your site! Thanks for talking with me! JordiLamoure: oh no problem thanks 4 talking with ME! Zack: Were you shocked when your own production company stole your honeymoon sex tape and decided to release it? JordiLamoure: that was 2 prevent some1 else from proffitting Zack: Were you at all shaken when you realized your Q-rating was lower than Dustin Diamond's? JordiLamoure: my what? Zack: Don't worry, it's just a number that indicates the sum total of your value as a human being. JordiLamoure: whos dustin diamond? Zack: He's kind of like you but with viagra and a beard instead of boy shorts and droopy eyes. JordiLamoure: go 2 hell Zack: You're like a drowsy anime character. JordiLamoure has disconnected**** source __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale