everyone wants to be rich..

[monkeyboy]

And i'm obviously one of them.

I'm sick of working construction/beer & wine jobs for a cheque that doesn't even last a weekend. So, like millions of others I sparked a joint and started thinking..

music? Nah, the only noise I like making is the sound of my farts against a hard flat surface. And the sound of my own voice.. when i'm not singing.

drugs? I like to do them, but doing them makes me too paranoid to sell them. Plus if you put a wig on me im a dead ringer for Natalie Portman so jails not an option.

pimp? uh..

But then it came to me.. porn. Ah yes, the dream of a newb. I don't know a whole lot about the industry because i've never been in it (not really anyways, submitted some galleries for a bit then got fired). But thanks to your guys constant threads of knowledge hopefully I can get a firm grasp and start out small.

I guess this post is half introduction half thanks.

Now to figure out a decent domain name. I registered jerkoffmaterial.com a couple years ago but didn't do anything with it, so now it's lost.

Any tips or suggestions (covering anything) for a starter would be great. I'm sure these posts are annoying to many so I'll leave it at that. Maybe what I need is a porn sensay.

Bring on the insults/suggestions!