A Book To Finally Answer That Question That Burns Deep Inside Us All

[PornoDoggy]

I believe one should one at least one dog and one cat in order to ensure mental balance.

A dog LOVES you. Yell at it, kick it, forget to feed it - it will still come up and lick your hand and let you know you are the most important person on the planet.

You can buy a cat an entire fresh tuna, and three hours later it will still shit in your slippers because you refused to wake up from a dead sleep to clean out the one soiled spot in an otherwise perfectly clean litterbox.

It's like, ying and yang, man ...