TopBucks Hires Funbrunette

does anyone else find it wierd that no one uses real names, or even first names in press releases of this nature....to me it symbolizes a real unprofessionalism...not saying that TopBucks is unprofessional, i know they are and they are a great sponsor and leader in the industry...but here is an example

what if the person you hired had the nick CockInAssBoy....would you really think writing

Everyone please welcome CockInAssBoy to the Big Bucks team!!! We are so happy to have CockInAssBoy, we can contain ourself. CockInAssBoy is a HUGE asset to our industry

i am rambling

but why not make it say

Everyone please welcome Lee to the Top Bucks team. You may know him as CockInAssBoy on the boards, but welcome him as Lee Whatever to Top Bucks

i don't know, it just seems wierd, and almost surreal