He's soo funny....

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

God bless Jason Mulgrew...One of People Magazine's hottest bachelors
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It’s hot in NYC. Like, real hot. Uncomfortable hot. Not good. And though we have air conditioners in our bedrooms, Brian and I do not have an AC in the living room, which means I spend a lot of time in bed. Not that this is a bad thing, but when it's midnight and I leave my room to go make a pork sandwich and I almost pass out in the hallway because it's so hot, well, that's a bad thing.

But there is one good thing to come out of heat: slightly sweaty women. I’m not talking heifers here, walking around eating giant sandwiches and sweating through their shirts, but rather normal attractive women who, because of the unbelievable heat, walk around with a slight glow to them.

And today on my walk home I realized why I like this little bit of sweatiness. Because

sweat:women::glaze:donuts

Yes, I am fat. But no, I do not care. I like my donuts and my women a little shiny, wet, and covered in crystallized sugar. I make no apologies for this. And screw you for judging me.

I don't know why the sweat does it for me, but it just does. I know for women, it doesn't work the other way around. Sweaty guys are not hot (I would guess). Especially me. When I sweat, all my body hair gets matted down and becomes dark and I look like a black bear. But I digress...

So add slight sweatiness to the list of things I think are hot. If you're keeping score at home, I like:

- slight sweatiness

- the messy ponytail

- tanness

- girls who can dance

- lip gloss

- hoop earrings

Apparently, I like strippers. So be it.

- Jason Mulgrew

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Can't get enough of this guy... I like sweaty women because they remind me or glazed donuts hahahhahahaha brutal.

sorry for wasting your time..... ps Morgan is my quote a little better?

07-26-2005	#1
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	He's soo funny.... God bless Jason Mulgrew...One of People Magazine's hottest bachelors ---------------------------------------------- It’s hot in NYC. Like, real hot. Uncomfortable hot. Not good. And though we have air conditioners in our bedrooms, Brian and I do not have an AC in the living room, which means I spend a lot of time in bed. Not that this is a bad thing, but when it's midnight and I leave my room to go make a pork sandwich and I almost pass out in the hallway because it's so hot, well, that's a bad thing. But there is one good thing to come out of heat: slightly sweaty women. I’m not talking heifers here, walking around eating giant sandwiches and sweating through their shirts, but rather normal attractive women who, because of the unbelievable heat, walk around with a slight glow to them. And today on my walk home I realized why I like this little bit of sweatiness. Because sweat:women::glaze:donuts Yes, I am fat. But no, I do not care. I like my donuts and my women a little shiny, wet, and covered in crystallized sugar. I make no apologies for this. And screw you for judging me. I don't know why the sweat does it for me, but it just does. I know for women, it doesn't work the other way around. Sweaty guys are not hot (I would guess). Especially me. When I sweat, all my body hair gets matted down and becomes dark and I look like a black bear. But I digress... So add slight sweatiness to the list of things I think are hot. If you're keeping score at home, I like: - slight sweatiness - the messy ponytail - tanness - girls who can dance - lip gloss - hoop earrings Apparently, I like strippers. So be it. - Jason Mulgrew --------------------------------------------- Can't get enough of this guy... I like sweaty women because they remind me or glazed donuts hahahhahahaha brutal. sorry for wasting your time..... ps Morgan is my quote a little better? __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?