Having an ex girlfriend do a solo girl site?

nlphoto · 03-13-2005

Scene 4

Interior, ER of a Chicago area hospital

Officer Krupke: What happened, son?

Grogan: I don't know... the bitch just went "Bobbitt" on me... she tried to cut off my dick!

Officer Krupke: What ? Start from the beginning...

Grogan: I don't know! My girlfriend goes away for 3 months, and when she came back, she hears rumours
that I started a porn site with my ex-girlfriend, who is hotter and younger than the current one.

I mean what the fuck? Doesn't she know I have to shoot at least 3 years of content to make this
thing work? You can't do that in a single one-nighter... fukkin bitch doesn't know about this shit, like I do !

Anyway I play dumb and deny it... I think she's lost it by not having my studly body for 3 months...
I mean come on... do I look stupid enough to have done that?!? Wait, don't answer that...

Officer Krupke: So you say she "tried" to cut your dick off?

Grogan: Goddam right! I got the hell out of there, when she went to get the tweezers out of the bathroom!

03-13-2005	#18
nlphoto Members Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Northern Outpost of Hell Posts: 428	Scene 4 Interior, ER of a Chicago area hospital Officer Krupke: What happened, son? Grogan: I don't know... the bitch just went "Bobbitt" on me... she tried to cut off my dick! Officer Krupke: What ? Start from the beginning... Grogan: I don't know! My girlfriend goes away for 3 months, and when she came back, she hears rumours that I started a porn site with my ex-girlfriend, who is hotter and younger than the current one. I mean what the fuck? Doesn't she know I have to shoot at least 3 years of content to make this thing work? You can't do that in a single one-nighter... fukkin bitch doesn't know about this shit, like I do ! Anyway I play dumb and deny it... I think she's lost it by not having my studly body for 3 months... I mean come on... do I look stupid enough to have done that?!? Wait, don't answer that... Officer Krupke: So you say she "tried" to cut your dick off? Grogan: Goddam right! I got the hell out of there, when she went to get the tweezers out of the bathroom!