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Old 03-09-2005   #37
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OK...... You drag me out of a perfectly good snooze just for..... :P

Fine. In that case, I think that a little prayer for the morning is in order....

Oh Lord...
Oooh you are so big...
So absolutely huge...
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
And barefaced flattery.
But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fan - tastic.

....and our morning hymn. Join in everybody!

" Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok..."

" Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a Rotissomat..."


There.... Don't you all feel better now?
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