This cab driver claims my cell phone will kill me

pushpills · 01-18-2005

So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me.

After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes.

Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over.

He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones.

Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer.

This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy?

He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus....

01-18-2005	#1
pushpills ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 3,460	So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me. After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes. Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over. He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones. Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer. This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy? He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus.... __________________ ...Almighty Content - Free feeds for your members area!... The internet is a great way to get on the net. -Bob Dole ...Remote Thumbs - Make your TGP work for you!...