Coincidence or shady business practices?

[JMM]

Last week I'm standing outside of my office, having a smoke break..

So this chick walks up to me and says, "hey stud, I'll suck your dick for a dollar".

So I whip it out and her eyes glaze over and she says, "DAMN, that looks like it's 9 inches, I'll pay you to let me suck that monster"!

So I say....oh wait..this isn't what I was going to post.

Ok, I'm standing outside my office, yada yada yada..and this guy comes up to me and asks me if the Suburban I'm standing next to is mine.

I say yes.

He tells me that he does mobile windshield repair and he can fix my window (there is a 3 inch crack on the passenger side).

So I tell him that the crack is about 2 years old and I have already had it sealed.

He tells me they did a bad job, yada, yada, yada and I tell him it's held just fine for two years and thanks anyway. He hands me his card and leaves.

TWO DAYS LATER, I'm driving home and I catch something out of the corner of my eye. It's the mother fucking crack growing, moving it's way horizontally across my windshield. I'm literally watching this thing as it moves all the way from the passenger side to the end of the driver's side.

So, what do you think? Coincidence or did this guy fuck with my window?