OK, we can stop picking on Canadians..

[Lee]

Hehe..

Three Welshmen in a pub praising the beer:
First Welshman: "Best glass of beer I never tasted no better.'
Second Welshman: "So did I neither."
Third Welshman: "Neither did I too."

"Yes", said the proud mother, "our Evan is up in London learning pharmacy."
"Well, he needn't have gone all that way," replied Mrs. Jones the farm, "he could have come to our farm to learn and welcome."

Road sign in North Wales: "Yes, you can't!"