I'm depressed

grimm · 09-21-2004

President Bush was seated next to Little Tommy on a plane (Air Force 1 was
being repaired) when
he decided to have some fun with the boy. He turned to the boy and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. Little Tommy, who had just
turned on his game boy, laid it down slowly, and said to Bush,
"What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't
know," he replied. "How about
the Middle East situation and its impact on the American economy?",
he said with a smirk.

"Well, ... OK," said Tommy. "I guess that could be an
interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer drops little
pellets, a cow leaves a flat patty, and a horse leaves clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the President. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel
qualified to
discuss the Middle East situation and its impact on the American economy
when you don't know shit?"

09-21-2004	#34
grimm Cramming 3 people in a Room to Attend Show Stop Lurking and start posting! Register now! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 5,306	President Bush was seated next to Little Tommy on a plane (Air Force 1 was being repaired) when he decided to have some fun with the boy. He turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Little Tommy, who had just turned on his game boy, laid it down slowly, and said to Bush, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," he replied. "How about the Middle East situation and its impact on the American economy?", he said with a smirk. "Well, ... OK," said Tommy. "I guess that could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer drops little pellets, a cow leaves a flat patty, and a horse leaves clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the President. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss the Middle East situation and its impact on the American economy when you don't know shit?" __________________ Think horses, not zebras.