I am having fun with an Italian Spammer

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their OFFER:
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> At 04:26 AM 6/16/2004, you wrote:
> >Hello,
> >
> >I am interested on buying Traffic for our Pop Up Network:
> >Actually we have the highest rates for the Pop Up Traffic:
>
> >
> >We can provide custom rates if you can deliver more than 30,000 unique
> >visitors per day.
> >
> >Please note that 7AdPower pays CPM (number of Pop Up sent): you do not
> >need your user to click a banner to get revenue.
> >
> >Feel Free to contact me in the case you were interested to Sell
> >Advertising to our newtork.
> >
> >Thank you,
> >
> >Paola Guadagni






my COUNTER OFFER:
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> and I am interested in an apartment in Rome for a week,
> 1 bedroom, near Pantheone, in September.
>
> Get me an apartment and I'll get you traffic,
> Serge


Responce to my COUNTER OFFER:
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Hi Serge,


I don't live in Rome, but to Naples.


However I know some address profit.


If you begin the traffic for me and it is good I can see a house to Rome for
you.


I have lived one month to Rome.


Make me have a feedback.



Thank you for your time,
Paola Guadagni




...and my FINAL response:
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Naples?????
are you kidding me????
I was robbed in Naples in the broad day light in the middle of the A1 Highway!!!!

This is one place on Earth I'd NEVER trust,
town full of gypsies and drug users, even carabinerri are affraid of everybody, I couldn't get the door of the police station opened for me to report the robbery!

sorry, but I just do NOT trust nepolitanos,
con affeto,
Serge