Buff Patents All Sex Acts

[Buff]

Washington -- Monday, Buff announced that the Patent Office approved his patents on every single heterosexual sex act and masturbation. Buff now owns the right to license these acts at his discretion.

Note: In 1999 Buff patented the letter "N", the word "hat", every sound made by the nose, and 473,000 numbers between -65 and 2,279,999,074,116; he also owns property on the moon, mars, and six of Jupiter's moons.



Last edited by Buff at Oct 20 2003, 08:06 PM