confucy, is it true?

[ulfie]

Confucy goes to the lawyer tomorrow....

Lawyer: What did you do now?

Confucy: I was socially engineered on a message board.

Lawyer: What do you want me to do about it?

Confucy: Sue, sue, sue them all.

Lawyer: Get real.

Confucy: I'm going to be getting sued shortly so I need a countersuit.

Lawyer: What are you being sued for?

Confucy: I made up a bunch of stuff about people and now they are ganging up on me.

Lawyer: Hello Dr. Hibert, can you refill her perscription? Thanks, I appreciate it.

Confucy: You are trying to social engineer me.

Lawyer: Hello, security, I have a nut here can you come remove her?