Which political party is more honest?

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 19 2003, 09:26 PM

They lie so well they should all quit politics and become webmasters

More quotes for Nick to enjoy.... I know I haven't posted the first couple there yet but I very well could have already posted the others but I'm sure Nick will enjoy reading them again!!

What Nick might say if people started trusting him and saying he's a good guy and not the evil webmaster everybody thinks he is!!

"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it." (Deep Space Nine: "Empok Nor")

"If your lies are going to be this transparent, this is going to be a very short interrogation" -- Kira
"Then I'll try to make my lies more opaque..." -- Gul Darhe'el (Duet)

Lying is a skill like any other and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly

Audio link- http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/liepract.wav

A better more complete version of the "boy who cried wolf" quote.

Garak: Why is it no-one ever believes me even when I'm telling the truth?
Bashir: Have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?
Garak: No.
Bashir: It's a children's story about a young shepard boy who gets lonely
while attending his flock, so he cries out to the villagers that a wolf is
attacking the sheep. The people come running, but of course there's no
wolf. He claims that it's run away and the people praise him for his
vigilance.
Garak: Clever lad! Charming story.
Bashir: I'm not finished. The next day the boy does it again and the next two
and on the fourth day a wolf really comes. The boy cries out to the top of his
lungs, but the villagers ignore him and the boy and his flock are gobbled up.
Garak: That's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say?
Bashir: But the point is; if you lie all the time nobody's going to believe
you, even when you're telling the truth.
Garak: Are you sure that's the point, doctor?
Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.
-- "Improbable Cause"

Audio link- http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/teltruth.wav
Audio link- http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/lietwice.wav

Garak: The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Improbable Cause

Audio link- http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/thetruth.wav

Bashir: So of the stories you told me, which ones were true?
Garak: My dear doctor, all of them were true.
Bashir: What about the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.
The Wire