Good April Fools jokes

[Peaches]

Before the The Shield starts, I thought I'd share a couple of April Fools jokes and see what others have done (for my future use )

#1:

When I was growing up, my mother LIVED on Tab (the drink). She probably drank 10 a day, and it was always the first thing she had in the AM. At around 13 years old, I thought it would be funny to hide it from her. She, getting up, being Tab-deprived, and seeing it all gone, decided someone had broken in to the house, and knowing her weakness, hid her Tab So she gets a big kitchen knife, and starts going around the house looking for this "person". Finally she comes to me, I wake up staring at a semi-crazed woman with a huge knife in her hand and she says "DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY TAB IS??". It was all I could to say "April Fools" before she killed me.

#2:

I was dating a guy in another state that had, for some reason or another, cheated on his taxes the previous year. At a store, I found a VERY official looking envelope with "IRS Income Tax Audit Division" or something as the return address, typed his address on the front, and inside was just a piece of paper that said "APRIL FOOLS!" and signed by me. About 4 AM in the morning, I get a call from him "I'm going to kill you, hehehe!" (killing me seems to be a recurring theme in my AF jokes....). He had been out drinking after work, came home, saw the envelope and sat there WITHOUT OPENING IT for hours panicking and coming up with every scenario on how he was going to get out trouble with the IRS

It's been awhile since I've pulled a good one - post yours so I can use them later!