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forwarded from my "Ex-Marine" Father in law.. thought it was appropriate to share on this thread... Evil Chris should come tell us his alternate plan of diplomacy... ;-)) > > Dear Dad, > > > > A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Bosnia): A > French > > army officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he thought we > > (Americans) were a bunch of cowboys and were going to provoke a war in > > Iraq. > > He said if such a thing happens, we wouldn't be able to count on the > > support > > of France. > > > > I told him that it didn't surprise me. Since we had come to France's > rescue > > in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their ingratitude > > and jealousy was due to surface [again] at some point in the near future > > anyway. > > > > I also told him that is why France is a third-rate military power with a > > socialist economy and a bunch of pansies for soldiers. I additionally told > > him that America, being a nation of deeds and action, not words, would do > > whatever it had to do, and France's support, if it ever came, was only for > > show anyway. > > > > Just like in ALL NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the burden, > > and provide 85% of the support, as evidenced by the fact that this French > > officer was shopping in the American PX, and not the other way around. > > > > He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him if he would like > > to, I would meet him outside in front of the Burger King and whip his ass > > in > > front of the entire Multi-National Brigade East, thus demonstrating that > > even the smallest American had more fight in him than the average > > Frenchman. > > > > He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff. > > > > With friends like these, who needs enemies? > > > > Dad, tell Mom I love her, > > > > Your loving daughter, > > > > Mary Beth Johnson LtCol., USMC by GregX
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