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[Vick]

I am a Marist of the Groucho Variety

and Groucho is the patron Saint of Dirty Old men everywhere

and the author of the following outstanding bits of intellegence and wit

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels"

"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."




Wouldn't it be the funniest if there is an afterlife and you found was God

In fact Mark Twain, , Ben Franklin and Bugs Bunny are my biggest inspirations (along with $)



Last edited by Vick at Dec 9 2002, 01:34 PM