Sex in the sky redux..

[Hell Puppy]

It's all about logistics. And it's a problem I've never attempted to solve.

A hand job under a blanket or getting a little stink finger on the other side would be quite doable. But that's kinda like just feeding me an appetizer and then saying there's no dinner.

On a redeye with most of the plane asleep, maybe could pull off a spoon position under a blanket. High risk and very uncomfortable.

Lavatory aint happening. That thing qualifies as effective birth control fora fat guy. It would sound like a bear trapped in a small travel trailer.