Nude Burglar Surfs Porn

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Two New Jersey housemates got a bit of a surprise late in the night last Friday when they discovered a burglar, naked except for socks and sneakers, surfing pornography on their computer.

Jorge Arevalo was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much.

The answer to this came at around 1a.m., when his housemate actually returned. Arevalo reported hearing a string of expletives as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer.

On the computer were several windows open on porn sites. The man was dressed only in shoes and socks, and was covered in cuts and bruises. Bloodstains were found in several rooms in the house.

The man was identified as Jerry B. Mahaffey, a recruiter for the U.S. Army. Police later found his abandoned clothes behind The Laughing Lion, a local bar.

Arevalo complained: 'We were up until 5 a.m. cleaning.'

'We've never had anybody in our house butt naked and bleeding,' he added.