Fucked up porn movie titles

[gonzo]

OK, here's another list of ridiculous porn movie titles, all from Britain this time (as listed on the BGAFD. This made my job a lot easier than last time, when I waded through the European EGAFD, because all the titles are in English, not in some contemptable foreign series of grunts and phlegm clearing that passes for a language. Anyway I only managed to go through the letter A and a few of the lesser letters at the end of the alphabet before I ran out of time. So no doubt there'll be more of these some time soon.

Note, by the way, that these are all real movie titles, and you can probably buy a few of them online.

The A to Z of Lesbian Love
So it's about eating chocolates, arguing and moving in together after the second date?

Up The Gulf
How did this war documentary get in here?

All Girl Anal Orgy
But how do they…. Oh, never mind…

Anus Attacks
How does it hold a ray gun and talk at the same time??

All Holes Stuffed
…then placed in a preheated oven.

Take Three Girls
Where?

Abducted by the Enema Bandit
He steals your samples!

When The Mistress Is Away
It's out with the magazines and handcream.

Abigail's Posh Pussy
The sequel to Abigail's Bourgeoisie Pussy. Coming soon: Abigails Hoi polloi Pussy

Abigail, Terry and Mr. Slurpy
Starring a lesser known Mr Man
Yum, Yum, I Love Cum
Good for you, then

Addicted to Ass
Official film of the other AA.

Tales From The Crack
Now you're just talking out your arse….

Tales from the Script
There's a script? Obviously not a Milla Jovovich movie, then…
Affirmative Action 6
Redistributing shags to ugly losers.

All Day Sucker
Jaw cramp like you've never seen it before.

Teen Cum Squad
Bringing cum to justice!

All Teens Love Cum
I have empirical evidence to the contrary.

Anal Intentions
Well, so long as they're honourable…

You Won't Feel a Thing
Sex with condoms and femidoms.

Anal Introductions
Oh, have you not met my arse?

Watersports Compilation
Skiing, swimming, polo …oh…

We're Putting The Old Dog To Sleep
I don't even want to know what this means.

Anally Submerged Semen Slurpers
I tried to visualise how one could become anally submerged, but was suddenly overpowered by a wave of existential nausea.

Weird Tales from the Vault of Whores
Wow. All through my teenage years I wished I had a vault of whores, but all I ever got was socks.

Assume The Position
OK, I assume the position is as far the fuck away from you as possible

12 Nasty Girls Masturbating
They jerk off while telling you that you have a small cock and your mother dresses you funny

Annette's First Time
For those who like their porn confusing, awkward and painful - but mercifully short

Axe Me If I Love Big Booty
Wait, let me sharpen it first…

Wanna See My Pussy
No? Well then why did you buy the DVD, dumbass? Jesus…
Art Class Seduction
Yes, right, we all know how difficult it is to get an art student into bed…

Zoe Wets Herself
Zoe's incontinence ruins another tender moment

Assault With A Friendly Weapon
Not that it's any less painful, though…

Young Chicks Who Drink Dicks
The last thing you'll hear is the sadistdic whizz of the blender…

Watch Me Pee
We need to talk…

Weapons Of Ass Destruction
You know, I watched this whole movie, but I don't remember seeing a single weapon anywhere…

Welcome To My Face
Thank you. Where can I freshen up?

Ugly Bloke
Probably the most unappealing title for a porn movie ever.