I was so messed up that I...

[Dravyk]

... and then there was the time that I was at one of the two Nawlins conventions, and eating breakfast at the Harrah's buffet bar at 4:30 in the morning with VirtuMike ....

And suddenly I realized my eyes were closed and it seems my mouth was full of my teeth .... Hmm, rather, my mouth was full of what seemed, felt, as though all my teeth were knocked out or something.

Turned out, unbeknonwst to me, that I had sat down with my plate, put crisp bacon in my mouth, and fell asleep sitting up there at the table, and a half an hour later when I woke up in the same position, I'd chewed the bacon down to where it had no flavor left and they must have been 30 or 40 pieces in there that were about the right texture and size of my teeth ....