PUSHPILLS AND HIS CAMERO TO STAR IN

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PUSHPILLS AND HIS CAMERO TO STAR IN THE FAST AND SUPERFLUOUS

Hollywood, CA – Universal Studios announced its plans to begin filming a new picture about car racing and mediocrity, starring Pushpills and his bright red Camero that everyone loves hearing about.

“It’s kind of a fast-action, mind-numbing experience,” director Rob Cohen commented. “You get to see first-hand the inner workings of some of the world’s fastest cars, and the fumblings of an immature adult webmaster with delusions of grandeur and narcissistic egoism. We’re hoping that the audiences are just as educated as they are entertained by the experience.”

Budget for the film is to be set at an unprecedented $600 million in production costs, and is expected to be a devastating tyrant at the box offices next summer. “Whether it’s the screeching of tires on asphalt, the high-octane environment of the film, or the grammatical errors, misguided political views and retarded haircut of the protagonist, we’re sure that there’s a little something for everybody in this picture.”

Grogan, instead of commenting, just continued to stare at his reflection in the hood of his Camero, daydreaming wistfully away as usual.