New BUTTON policy

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Have found memories of sexy Serge and his thunderstick tucked delicately into tight red speedos... beckoning a fresh from the farm, freckle faced lad to come play with him in the waves... reassuring him in broken Engrish, he lured the poor naive hillbilly into the waters with promises of hot pancakes and flavored syrups... (end flashback sequence)

Not sure if that makes me family or if I'm supposed to tell authorites where the bearded bad man touched me... Growing up here in the sticks those weren't really mutually exclusive things so perhaps that's reason for my confusion...

Have seen Vick's pecker though and it was FABULOUS!