women and men

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>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
>Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
>falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from
>the ground that aren't as good, but easy...
>
>So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
>reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
>along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
>tree.
>
>Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
>already been picked!
>
>And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to
>women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
>acceptable to have dinner with.